From Radon Reporter (Winter/Spring 2004, p. 12):
"A number of industry professionals who attended the 2003 Symposium in Nashville have requested the words to the song played and sung by Phil Jenkins, Jim Burkhart, and Gary Hodgen. Our thanks to Phil for supplying the words.
The Seller's Lament
or Help Me Get This Condo Sold
(to the tune of Help mMe Make It Through The Night)
Take the radon from my house,
I've got to move and join my spouse.
Please don't leave me in the cold,
Help me get this condo sold.
The buyers've got some little ones,
And they're worried 'bout their lungs.
I really must unload this dump,
So put a cover on my sump.
(Chorus)
I didn't tamper with the test,
Now I'm really in a mess.
My Realtor says that I've been had,
"Can 40 picos be that bad?"
Take the radon from my house,
Come on, be nice, don't be a louse.
Remember, I'm not made of gold,
Help me get this condo sold.
(Repeat chorus and last verse; add tag)
I want to move before I'm old,
Help me get this condo sold.
"A number of industry professionals who attended the 2003 Symposium in Nashville have requested the words to the song played and sung by Phil Jenkins, Jim Burkhart, and Gary Hodgen. Our thanks to Phil for supplying the words.
The Seller's Lament
or Help Me Get This Condo Sold
(to the tune of Help mMe Make It Through The Night)
Take the radon from my house,
I've got to move and join my spouse.
Please don't leave me in the cold,
Help me get this condo sold.
The buyers've got some little ones,
And they're worried 'bout their lungs.
I really must unload this dump,
So put a cover on my sump.
(Chorus)
I didn't tamper with the test,
Now I'm really in a mess.
My Realtor says that I've been had,
"Can 40 picos be that bad?"
Take the radon from my house,
Come on, be nice, don't be a louse.
Remember, I'm not made of gold,
Help me get this condo sold.
(Repeat chorus and last verse; add tag)
I want to move before I'm old,
Help me get this condo sold.
